Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The astronaut story - put in its proper context

A good friend recently sent me an email on the astronaut story currently in the news


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Man, that story about the astronaut who apparently tried to kidnap the other astronaut is pretty wild. Can you imagine being stuck on the space station with that chyck for about six months? The zero-g sex might be nice for a while, but what happens when she goes all "HAL 2001"?

"Dave, what are you doing?"

"Dave, why don't you call me any more?"

"Dave, does this spacesuit make me look fat?"

"Dave, what are you doing with her?"

"Dave, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut off your penis."