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Sunday, April 08, 2007
George Carlin, Jesus, and UFOs
I recently heard George Carlin on Sirius Radio. It was a monologue on those who believe in UFOs and Christians and the media bias in the coverage on each group. I did a little digging and apparently this was a snippet from a book he recently published titled When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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Monday, April 02, 2007
spam - weird text
Like anyone else with an email account, I get spam. Because I've had email accounts for a LONG time, I get a LOT of spam. Over the past couple of years, I've gotten spam with very nonsensical text - not sure what it means and what they're trying to sell but, nonetheless, the text is truly nonsensical.
Here are some unedited examples ... strange formatting included.
----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:44 AM
Subject: Thank you
but though there were other bits, no figures could be found, and they were willing'm much obliged to him for his interest, but it 's quite wasted, thank you."was in his eyes, and he did not see clearly, or he would have discovered that
her hair, and distort her head with a mass of curls, braids, frizzles, and puffs;i 'll make a bargain with you," cried fanny, eagerly. "it was n't my fault thatonce said "you have more influence over the boys than you know; use it for their
of you often, yet he never betrayed the least knowledge of you, and i take it
tea was despatched rapidly, therefore,rode the sawhorse, while the scarecrow walked and commanded the army in themagic that binds hearts together, and keeps home happy. polly had learned thisin a look, a touch, a smile, more helpful than any amount of condolence. she
honeysuckles.and i felt hit in a tender spot. henceforth i am a model wife, else i don'tloves you and thinks you love her. nan does not care for you, and you only care
jessie often came to sit with the old lady when the young folks were away and,
jessie often came to sit with the old lady when the young folks were away and,answered mr march, surveying with paternal satisfaction the bright faces ofamong her maids.'twilight by searching the jackdaws' nest for treasures.
with his one eye so appealingly, that i controlled my risibles, and assuredand i can't help forgiving it; but you see it did no good," said mr.with old scrapes, and i'll do anything i can for you all to pay for
and ben's face broke into a broad grin over the armful of clover which
"did your mother whip you?" asked nan, curiously. such an extent that my boots appeared to gape, and my bonnet noddedfar from me, as if his love for the old papa was growing with hisenjoy it as much as ever, if i was n't anywhere about to set the busybodies
afraid." was drunk, the pledge made and loyally kept in spite of many temptations,frequent quarrels soon blow over, but i fear you would both rebel
of its nestlings, a fat young squab with a green head, yellow body,
she was, 'kept her place,' dressed according to her station, and thattheir hearts answer with a prompt "ay, ay!" in spite of love or fear:to have his enemy behold him thenpumpkins?"
"stop jabbering, girls, and i'll tell you everything,"an eagle made her nest at the top of a loftybe so contented, for i never had another. teddy was only a boy, and
rang violently and hepsey, who was hurrying away to "dish up," said: "people sometimes misjudge him, for heflew into the air and were soon out of sight. he was the text of a short temperance lecture, aimed directly at a row
"it's a pity laurie isn't hereaggravating remark: discipline with his obstreperous son. for demi inherited a trifle of his
insects, and mr. spider will lay up his provisions for the day. after thatround a family table ready to be fed, and sure that wholesome food wouldto his last resources by that steady gaze, resolved to speak out and have
***
From:
To:
Sent: Monday, April 02, 2007 2:05 PM
Subject: lubricant
The seller, Dolores Brown, told Rypinski she probably had found it at a Goodwill store. " Now raising funds for a ninth TIGHAR expedition to Nikumaroro in July, Gillespie says the Carey diary serves as a reminder to always "expect the unexpected" in the Earhart case. We moved our family about two hours away from our childhood homes this past year. If she doesn't get the message, the friendship has run its course.
You stick around long enough, you get powerful," said former Louisiana congressman Billy Tauzin.
His job was to send brief radiograms to the AP in Honolulu and San Francisco.
In one story she tells of his virtuousness in that he doesn't drink and doesn't want to be friends with anyone who does.
Howard "Judge" Smith routinely frustrated the Washington establishment by leaving town when House leaders tried to push bills he did not like through his Rules Committee.
In Rock Springs, Wyo. WWF believes the switch-off could be copied by major cities around the world in a drive to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions blamed for climate change.
" DaJuan Summers, who had averaged 17. In one story she tells of his virtuousness in that he doesn't drink and doesn't want to be friends with anyone who does.
He was crying in the locker room.
Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini said Tehran was "waiting for the British government to correct its behavior," the state broadcaster's Web site reported.
By the end of the song, of course, he had been drenched in the green goo. His second book, "The Dream," is almost finished and centers on the family's move to the United States; Ballantine has already signed on as the American publisher.
Firefighters battle blaze east of L. The subjects are her expensive haircuts, trips to spas, wardrobe makeovers, new car, etc. , whose own book, "Finding Amelia: The True Story of the Earhart Disappearance," was published last year. President Jimmy Carter speaks at Jewish-founded Brandeis University in Waltham, Massachusetts January 23,. Take Oden away from Ohio State and the Buckeyes still play for the national championship. req'd), Mar 26 Pelosi's gamble on Iraq war bill pays off at The Los Angeles Times (reg. He said his head hurt . , Dana Randolph, 16, heard a voice say, "This is Amelia Earhart.
Business World Entertainment Sports Tech Politics Elections Science Health Most Popular Secondary Navigation Local News Education Religion Politics Crimes and Trials Search: All News Yahoo! News, Mar 29 News Stories Iraqi cleric Sadr lashes out at U. " The radiomen agreed she sounded distraught; one thought she was near hysteria.
" The radiomen agreed she sounded distraught; one thought she was near hysteria.
deaths AP, Fri Mar 30, 6:12 PM ET Feature Articles Legendary black pilots saluted at BBC, Mar 29 Chopper pilot heads back to a riskier Iraq at The Los Angeles Times (reg. For him to text for sex but ignore your request for marriage counseling tells you everything you need to know. " He said the event was aimed at raising awareness about climate change and showing that an action as simple as turning out a light could make a difference.
" Georgetown didn't just struggle defensively.
"The levels of support we had was huge.
"I can't believe this, oh my goodness," said Fanning, who giggled her way through her acceptance speech. , whose own book, "Finding Amelia: The True Story of the Earhart Disappearance," was published last year. heard voice for first time 2:48 a.
President Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity officials said on Saturday they expect stress in the subprime mortgage market to boost demand for housing for low-income families. Government World Supreme Court Press Releases Judy Woodruff Search: All News Yahoo! The Gators blocked six shots and altered countless more.
***
From:
To:
Sent: Monday, April 02, 2007 2:25 PM
Subject: agree bound Policies
Providing device additional prepare argued? Types massive affect opinion horrible excuse uiwindows capable, classified!
Follow studios until existed far yankee.
Believes widespread major factor its.
Chat finance multimedia essentials palm pocket pcwindows psionepoc. Vulnerable, attacks proponents claimed choice?
Temporary explicit player revamp organizing wheeling, photo libraries.
External, linksedit replaced, microsofts previous, scheduling mail program schedule.
Battles against, olympus godsmore cc mpsspyware! Aimed copying protected, deprecated.
Degrade quality signal revocation mechanism.
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Terms service privacy policyyour california right media. Riggs intentions finale tuf shamrock chapter hughes. Higher hosting, limiting separate premium.
Electric natural gas household employed.
Copies already rounds, mere weeks customers dubbed detects.
Advisor determine, guises lists.
Behavior next going entirely generation gpus, nvidia! Written making write exploit.
Download online includea, todo bar added shell ui shows. Guns brazil redemption bayou. Tours bands said performing summers concerts.
Steve lipner michael howard channel.
Further building directly within boost brandnew! Exchange server provide enhanced.
Open cleaner pleasing thumbnails icons animations eye offering.
Roadshows migration myths scripting recent hey hyperbole nutshell bytes.
Here are some unedited examples ... strange formatting included.
----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:44 AM
Subject: Thank you
but though there were other bits, no figures could be found, and they were willing'm much obliged to him for his interest, but it 's quite wasted, thank you."was in his eyes, and he did not see clearly, or he would have discovered that
her hair, and distort her head with a mass of curls, braids, frizzles, and puffs;i 'll make a bargain with you," cried fanny, eagerly. "it was n't my fault thatonce said "you have more influence over the boys than you know; use it for their
of you often, yet he never betrayed the least knowledge of you, and i take it
tea was despatched rapidly, therefore,rode the sawhorse, while the scarecrow walked and commanded the army in themagic that binds hearts together, and keeps home happy. polly had learned thisin a look, a touch, a smile, more helpful than any amount of condolence. she
honeysuckles.and i felt hit in a tender spot. henceforth i am a model wife, else i don'tloves you and thinks you love her. nan does not care for you, and you only care
jessie often came to sit with the old lady when the young folks were away and,
jessie often came to sit with the old lady when the young folks were away and,answered mr march, surveying with paternal satisfaction the bright faces ofamong her maids.'twilight by searching the jackdaws' nest for treasures.
with his one eye so appealingly, that i controlled my risibles, and assuredand i can't help forgiving it; but you see it did no good," said mr.with old scrapes, and i'll do anything i can for you all to pay for
and ben's face broke into a broad grin over the armful of clover which
"did your mother whip you?" asked nan, curiously. such an extent that my boots appeared to gape, and my bonnet noddedfar from me, as if his love for the old papa was growing with hisenjoy it as much as ever, if i was n't anywhere about to set the busybodies
afraid." was drunk, the pledge made and loyally kept in spite of many temptations,frequent quarrels soon blow over, but i fear you would both rebel
of its nestlings, a fat young squab with a green head, yellow body,
she was, 'kept her place,' dressed according to her station, and thattheir hearts answer with a prompt "ay, ay!" in spite of love or fear:to have his enemy behold him thenpumpkins?"
"stop jabbering, girls, and i'll tell you everything,"an eagle made her nest at the top of a loftybe so contented, for i never had another. teddy was only a boy, and
rang violently and hepsey, who was hurrying away to "dish up," said: "people sometimes misjudge him, for heflew into the air and were soon out of sight. he was the text of a short temperance lecture, aimed directly at a row
"it's a pity laurie isn't hereaggravating remark: discipline with his obstreperous son. for demi inherited a trifle of his
insects, and mr. spider will lay up his provisions for the day. after thatround a family table ready to be fed, and sure that wholesome food wouldto his last resources by that steady gaze, resolved to speak out and have
***
From:
To:
Sent: Monday, April 02, 2007 2:05 PM
Subject: lubricant
The seller, Dolores Brown, told Rypinski she probably had found it at a Goodwill store. " Now raising funds for a ninth TIGHAR expedition to Nikumaroro in July, Gillespie says the Carey diary serves as a reminder to always "expect the unexpected" in the Earhart case. We moved our family about two hours away from our childhood homes this past year. If she doesn't get the message, the friendship has run its course.
You stick around long enough, you get powerful," said former Louisiana congressman Billy Tauzin.
His job was to send brief radiograms to the AP in Honolulu and San Francisco.
In one story she tells of his virtuousness in that he doesn't drink and doesn't want to be friends with anyone who does.
Howard "Judge" Smith routinely frustrated the Washington establishment by leaving town when House leaders tried to push bills he did not like through his Rules Committee.
In Rock Springs, Wyo. WWF believes the switch-off could be copied by major cities around the world in a drive to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions blamed for climate change.
" DaJuan Summers, who had averaged 17. In one story she tells of his virtuousness in that he doesn't drink and doesn't want to be friends with anyone who does.
He was crying in the locker room.
Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini said Tehran was "waiting for the British government to correct its behavior," the state broadcaster's Web site reported.
By the end of the song, of course, he had been drenched in the green goo. His second book, "The Dream," is almost finished and centers on the family's move to the United States; Ballantine has already signed on as the American publisher.
Firefighters battle blaze east of L. The subjects are her expensive haircuts, trips to spas, wardrobe makeovers, new car, etc. , whose own book, "Finding Amelia: The True Story of the Earhart Disappearance," was published last year. President Jimmy Carter speaks at Jewish-founded Brandeis University in Waltham, Massachusetts January 23,. Take Oden away from Ohio State and the Buckeyes still play for the national championship. req'd), Mar 26 Pelosi's gamble on Iraq war bill pays off at The Los Angeles Times (reg. He said his head hurt . , Dana Randolph, 16, heard a voice say, "This is Amelia Earhart.
Business World Entertainment Sports Tech Politics Elections Science Health Most Popular Secondary Navigation Local News Education Religion Politics Crimes and Trials Search: All News Yahoo! News, Mar 29 News Stories Iraqi cleric Sadr lashes out at U. " The radiomen agreed she sounded distraught; one thought she was near hysteria.
" The radiomen agreed she sounded distraught; one thought she was near hysteria.
deaths AP, Fri Mar 30, 6:12 PM ET Feature Articles Legendary black pilots saluted at BBC, Mar 29 Chopper pilot heads back to a riskier Iraq at The Los Angeles Times (reg. For him to text for sex but ignore your request for marriage counseling tells you everything you need to know. " He said the event was aimed at raising awareness about climate change and showing that an action as simple as turning out a light could make a difference.
" Georgetown didn't just struggle defensively.
"The levels of support we had was huge.
"I can't believe this, oh my goodness," said Fanning, who giggled her way through her acceptance speech. , whose own book, "Finding Amelia: The True Story of the Earhart Disappearance," was published last year. heard voice for first time 2:48 a.
President Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity officials said on Saturday they expect stress in the subprime mortgage market to boost demand for housing for low-income families. Government World Supreme Court Press Releases Judy Woodruff Search: All News Yahoo! The Gators blocked six shots and altered countless more.
***
From:
To:
Sent: Monday, April 02, 2007 2:25 PM
Subject: agree bound Policies
Providing device additional prepare argued? Types massive affect opinion horrible excuse uiwindows capable, classified!
Follow studios until existed far yankee.
Believes widespread major factor its.
Chat finance multimedia essentials palm pocket pcwindows psionepoc. Vulnerable, attacks proponents claimed choice?
Temporary explicit player revamp organizing wheeling, photo libraries.
External, linksedit replaced, microsofts previous, scheduling mail program schedule.
Battles against, olympus godsmore cc mpsspyware! Aimed copying protected, deprecated.
Degrade quality signal revocation mechanism.
Doneguitar xerop fall troy you.
Terms service privacy policyyour california right media. Riggs intentions finale tuf shamrock chapter hughes. Higher hosting, limiting separate premium.
Electric natural gas household employed.
Copies already rounds, mere weeks customers dubbed detects.
Advisor determine, guises lists.
Behavior next going entirely generation gpus, nvidia! Written making write exploit.
Download online includea, todo bar added shell ui shows. Guns brazil redemption bayou. Tours bands said performing summers concerts.
Steve lipner michael howard channel.
Further building directly within boost brandnew! Exchange server provide enhanced.
Open cleaner pleasing thumbnails icons animations eye offering.
Roadshows migration myths scripting recent hey hyperbole nutshell bytes.
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