Photobombing: The Fine Art of Ruining Other People's Photos

I recently got an email from a friend - the email had several photos attached to it. Although most (if not all) of them have been altered/photo-shopped and I've seen some/most/all of these posted elsewhere on the web, I thought it would be worthwhile to post them here. Enjoy.

Thief Texts Victim After Robbery

We get a free local newspaper delivered to us every week. The "police beat" section usually includes some wacky crime that occurred during the prior week. The following story is true and was originally posted here.

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After receiving text message, man learns his wallet is missing

POLICE BEAT
Published: Tuesday, November 4, 2008 9:31 AM EST

A man living in the 1800 block oflo WiIlway Circle South reported to police that at 12:05 a.m. Oct. 28 he discovered his wallet had been stolen.

According to the report the man received a text message from someone shortly after midnight stating, "I got your wallet and you can have it back when we get married."

Police said the man then got out of bed and checked his pants pockets and found that his wallet was indeed missing.

The man stated he believed the suspect had gotten into his apartment somehow while he was sleeping and taken the wallet, police said.

Sittin' by the dock on the bay

I'm sitting in a plane in San Francisco. And I thought I was not hungry since this past weekend was filled with lots of eating - the kind where there is a mismatch between what your body needs in terms of calories and, uhh, eating way more than what your body needs.

The young lady next to me proceeds to pull out what appears to be some sort of breakfast sandwich with grilled sourdough bread, scrambled eggs, bacon, and cheese. It's something that I would probably never order - ever. But sitting in this cramped space with 150+ other people, smelling her sandwich .... turns out I am hungry. I think.

Something I always struggle with when I book air travel is location of my seat. Sitting in the middle of three seats is never a choice unless I have to (e.g. the flight is full and these are the only type of
seats left). So I choose between aisle and window. I really like looking out the window. But then I'm always panicked about being stuck by the window and having to go to the bathroom - and my seatmate(s) is (are) asleep. If it's a daylight flight that involves over lots of land, I'll choose window almost every time. If the majority of the flight is over water and/or at night, I'll choose aisle. Since I never get to fly to Hawaii as much as I'd like and I pretty much detest "red-eyes," you can guess which type of seat I will always choose.

Now if I can just get my bladder to understand ....

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Initial post and the Memphis airport

I just discovered mobile blogging via google. I think this way of blogging is better suited to my downtime in that I don't have the patience or organizational skills to maintain my 'regular' blog (see spunk0164.blogspot.com) on a more than "whenever I get around to it" basis. I think this format of being to jot down a quick idea and firing it off via email will allow me to capture the random stuff I see and/or think when it happens as opposed to thinking, "hmm, that's interesting - I should blog that" - then proceed to completely forget about whatever caught my attention in the first place.

I am writing this long post from the Memphis airport. I wasn't supposed to be here - I was. Supposed to fly through Minneapolis. Whatever - as long as I get to San Francisco within the next few hours, all will be good in this world.

They just announced boarding for my flight. And, on cue, everybody has rushed the boarding area, inevitably slowing the process as a result.

There's a fellow sitting across from me who looks a lot like Sydney Pollack. But I think he died recently - so unless the government was successful in its "ReAnimating The Dead Project," I doubt it's him.

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Jesus is Lord but only in certain places

I've heard the phrase "Jesus is Lord" before but I always assumed the phrase represented some sort of omniscient presence, you know, like He is Lord of Everywhere.

Apparently not.

The Human Calendar

While surfing the web recently, I came across a pretty cool calendar. It's set up like the opening sequence from the Brady Bunch. And it's updated every day ... I don't think it has much practical use as a 'to be used regularly' type of calendar. But it is very interesting, nonetheless.

Hillbilly Hi-Rise

I seriously think that this is not for real ... this HAS to be a photshop type of prank. If anyone can prove to me that this is real, by all means, send me the proof and I'll include that information in this posting. (I saw on another blog that this is "near Horntown, Virginia" but I cannot find any verification of this claim anywhere.)

(Wo)Man's Best Friend ... or at least one of them

When I was a kid, I distinctly recall that you had a really good dog if s/he was trained to bring you your slippers and newspaper after a hard day at the office.

Toby, the dog pictured here, is a modern "(wo)man's best friend." He doesn't waste his time with newspapers, slippers, and other items that are so 20th century.


Rather, he focuses on keeping his humans happy by bringing them things they need, not "want!"

Bird infestation in Canada? Better call the Mounties

I heard about this little Canadian lovefest on the radio yesterday. I don't need to summarize what happens - just watch and listen.

Bird Poops in Reporter's Mouth on DHADM

Merry Xmas/Winter Solstice/Kwanzaa/Hannukkah/whatever

Starting four years ago and each year since then, I've been including a "newsletter" with my annual Christmas card. The newsletter was first created in response to all the nonsensical newsletters we receive each year ... by nonsensical I mean newsletters filled with "who cares" stories about people I don't know. These newsletters were filled with such trivial matters it was laughable. Not all newsletters we received were full of crap - just some of them. Regardless, we still got them and I needed to take a stand.



Anyways, my "newsletter" was filled with half-truths and outlandish lies and completely worthless information (e.g. advice on how to grow a paw paw tree). I meant for it to be a one-time , never-to-return publication. Well, two things happened after I sent out that first newsletters four years ago: i) the response from most people seemed to be rather positive and, more importantly, ii) we continued to get those nonsensical newsletters. So, until we stop getting the nonsensical and worthless newsletters, I'll continue to produce the annual newsletter.



The reason for this blog entry is simply because I accidentally kept a reference of this blog in this year's newsletter and realized that people might actually come to this blog, looking for something of value and I don't like to disappoint so here you go.

If you like, dislike, could not care less, etc., (about) the annual newsletter, let me know by leaving a comment or emailing me.

weird stuff on web

It never ceases to amaze me about the stuff one can find on the web. I mean, someone actually took the time to edit a photo of a baby, add some bizarre animation to it and then post it to a website.



And, then, of course, there are losers like me who spent time on the web finding such nonsense and posting it on my blog.

Human Tetris (Japanese game show)

Everyone talks about how the U.S. is the world's greatest exporter of movies. True but the U.S. ain't got NOTHING on the Japanese and its TV game shows.

Cape Cod, June 2007

I spent the past week or so on Cape Cod, MA. Cape Cod is a lot like the U.S. Most foreigners think all of the U.S. is paved with gold and every backyard has a swimming pool. While parts of Cape Cod are very nice - Chatham and Wood's Hole come to mind - other parts are rather pedestrian and "strip mall-ish" (e.g. Barnstable/Hyannis/Dennis). That being said, Cape Cod is deceivingly big - or at least it seemed that way to me. There are plenty of places where you can be by yourself or get immersed in crowds - depends on what you want. Luckily, while I was on Cape Cod, the weather was unseasonably cool. There wasn't a day with high temperature over 65F while I was there. The summer crowds were either staying away or the crowds tend to show up later in summer.

My recommendation? If you go to Cape Cod and wish to have solitude - focus on staying in any area in or north of Chatham, on the far eastern part of the Cape.

George Carlin, Jesus, and UFOs

I recently heard George Carlin on Sirius Radio. It was a monologue on those who believe in UFOs and Christians and the media bias in the coverage on each group. I did a little digging and apparently this was a snippet from a book he recently published titled When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Click here for the audio clip.

spam - weird text

Like anyone else with an email account, I get spam. Because I've had email accounts for a LONG time, I get a LOT of spam. Over the past couple of years, I've gotten spam with very nonsensical text - not sure what it means and what they're trying to sell but, nonetheless, the text is truly nonsensical.

Here are some unedited examples ... strange formatting included.

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The astronaut story - put in its proper context

A good friend recently sent me an email on the astronaut story currently in the news

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Man, that story about the astronaut who apparently tried to kidnap the other astronaut is pretty wild. Can you imagine being stuck on the space station with that chyck for about six months? The zero-g sex might be nice for a while, but what happens when she goes all "HAL 2001"?

"Dave, what are you doing?"

"Dave, why don't you call me any more?"

"Dave, does this spacesuit make me look fat?"

"Dave, what are you doing with her?"

"Dave, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cut off your penis."

When Dragon Sausage Does Not Contain Dragon Meat

This is hilarious. Some governmental unit in the UK forced the manufacturers of something called Welsh Dragon sausage to rename the product because it felt some folks might think it contains dragon meat.

"A spicy sausage known as the Welsh Dragon will have to be renamed after trading standards’ officers warned manufacturers that they could face prosecution because it does not contain dragon."

Don't believe me? It's all here.

P.S. Time I checked, DRAGONS ARE MAKE-BELIEVE.

Belgian farting pig cartoon

This is a clip of a farting pig featured in a Belgian children's show. Merry Christmas!

S Colbert at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner

No commentary on this other than it's hilarious and I wanted a place to park this link so I wouldn't lose it.

The clip is rather long but worthwhile ... just be sure you set aside almost 30 mins to view.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879

Jesus sighted ...

This is absolutely stunning ... Jesus Christ makes an appearance in an unlikely place ...